The time has come to face the truth. We’re fed up with traditionalism in all its forms. Everybody seeks for some originality and tries to single out of the crowd. So are the gifts we’re giving to our nearest and dearest and friends. That is why, if now you’re desperately rushing in search of a cool present and you cannot find one, you’re saved.

This is the top 10 of the craziest gifts.

Let’s take a look at it.

10. Thumb Wrestling Ring

Let’s start with something fun. If a person to be gifted suffers from monkey business at times, he/she surely will like Thumb Wrestling Ring. This is a very serious ring for professional players only! Nice one. Tenth position.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

9. Humphrey The Humping Hound

One position down is another uplifting gift, namely a Humphrey The Humping Hound. Strip the Dog to any surface and give it time to make you burst with laughter as it rotates and barks just like a classic pooch! Love this!

Humphrey The Humping Hound

8. Dinosaurs replicas

If it’s too flippant, then opt for something with meaning. Something with even historic meaning like dinosaurs replicas. It’s hard to imagine what a kind of person would like such a present but it’s certainly one of the craziest gifts ever, especially taken into account its price varying from $175.00 for the right hand articulated to $90,000.00 for a full skeleton mount. Eighth position is bit pricey? Well, nobody said it’s gonna be cheap and cheerful!

Full Skeleton Mount

7. Chococlock

The seventh place is occupied by an item that is not so expensive and surely more pleasant. A chococlock delivering a chocolate treat. However, don’t get ready to grab. You’ll have only 30 seconds to grip it. Then the chococlock holds it back! Freaky!

Chococlock

6. Magic crystals

The sixth item has a magical flavor. These non-toxic brightly-colored crystals are claimed to have special power and help its owner in different sort of situations. This kit has everything necessary to grow up own crystal yourself.

Magic Wishing Crystals

5. DNA, Kiss and Fingerprints portraits

The fifth position is one of my favorite. Firstly, it just looks beautiful. Secondly, it’s meaningful. Finally, it’s simply captivating. DNA, Kiss and Fingerprints portraits are amazing way to fill your gift with personal and second-to-none sense. Amazing!

DNA Picture

4. Grow your own 6-pack

For those who like beer but don’t feel like going out for it, there is a special offer placing number 4 in this top. “Grow Your Own 6-Pack” has all you need to grow-up your own refreshing brewskies. With this kit you get 6 aluminum “seed tabs,” a mini spade for planting your “seeds”, a plant marker to keep track of your crop, a six-pack carrier to latch the crops together when they mature, and a mini beer mug.

Grow Your Own 6-Pack

3. Screaming and coughing ashtray

Well, well, well. It’s almost very top of the list. The item placing third immediately grabbed me. It’s an ashtray. But very unusual astray designed as a pair of lungs. Every time you place a cigarette on its surface it starts screaming and coughing. Freak gift for a person who wants to give up smoking.

Screaming and coughing lungs ashtray

2. A piece of Ireland

Almost at the top but still number two is an amazing proposition. You know you may become an owner of a piece of picturesque Ireland… The thing is that “piece” is in literal sense as the “territory” makes up one square foot. Ridiculous but original after all…

piece of picturesque Ireland

1. Dog poop calendar

Finally, we’ve reached the top of the craziest gifts. The winner is The Monthly Doos 2010 Dog Poop Calendar. Yeap, the whole year of dog’s poops with new photos only and all the important trivia! No kidding.

2010 Dog Poop Calendar

To sum up, I really hope that you have a person that can appreciate any of the above-mentioned items.